I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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