Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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