come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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