he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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