IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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