she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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