I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
