I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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