singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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