Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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