I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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