help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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