just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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