"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
this just has baby written all over it
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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