you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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