what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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