What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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