worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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