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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots

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(703): View more from Virginia

The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo

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(859): View more from Kentucky

In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.

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(408): View more from California

I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?

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(360): View more from Washington

His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.

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Does he smell like BBQ?

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Inside and out.

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