When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
nutella sex= disaster
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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