I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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