just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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