You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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