Im at strip club and am horny
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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