You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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