I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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