I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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