Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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