At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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