Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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