Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Randomize