But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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