And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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