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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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