and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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