I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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