I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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