so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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