Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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