if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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