champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm too high and old for this...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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