im gay
i know
yea but for you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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