I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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