Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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