Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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