I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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