he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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