oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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