I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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