I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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