Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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