I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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