Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Someone signed my nipple.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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