these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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