doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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